Temporarily Disassembled Artist

I was hoping to have posted my fantasy mosaic by now. Unfortunately my ring finger on my right hand (of course) got smashed, and I am waiting for it to heal. My left hand is having to do everything which it is totally unprepared for, since it has been a slacker for many years depending on my right hand to take the lead. So now  not only have I lost the use of my right hand , but my left hand is pretending to be completely useless. I have to stop complete strangers in the grocery store and ask them to help me decipher unintelligible words on my grocery list that my left hand has purposely written in a cockamamie interpretation of the English language. Thank goodness these strangers have better interpretation skills than I do. Okay, maybe it would have helped if I had put my glasses on, but then I would have had to do so with my left hand...being poked in the eye with a psycho left hand is just asking too much! My left hand is starting to get the vapors, since it has had to type this whole post by itself, and is murmuring carpal tunnel, arthritis...Hope to be mosaicing in a month, but until then I will have to make it work with my left hand. Okay, left hand? My left hand says,"?@#$^%%#*!!" :)